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In Any Weather
The poison I was sipping on Before I met you Was destined to kill me some day, Babe But because of you I’ve been saved These sad eyes...
Clint Haugen
Aug 141 min read
Desire
I once saw a flower so beautiful That instead of picking it I left it right where it was. But, 10 seconds later, the...
Clint Haugen
Aug 91 min read
Not The Same
Some women turn frogs into princes, and some turn princes into frogs. But, This lady that I know Has taken a little water bug And turned...
Clint Haugen
Aug 91 min read
Tricky
If Rango taught me anything, it’s that delusion is manifestation . . . And if delusion is manifestation, then what does that mean for— ....
Clint Haugen
Aug 91 min read
Button Eyes
Not every child will be spared from the fight. But every child Deserves a story strong enough To help them...
Clint Haugen
Aug 81 min read
Delete It All And Try Again
I take it all back Everything I’ve said Every word I’ve ever written Everything I’ve ever believed in And everything that I claimed to be...
Clint Haugen
Aug 82 min read
All the Debts I Owe
Everything I ever assumed about love was a big fat lie. She has shown me that. Well, now she is gone, and I’ve replaced her with booze...
Clint Haugen
Aug 81 min read
33
The man asked me if I was going to fight again. I told him that I didn't know. He asked my age after that. “32,” I said. He nodded and...
Clint Haugen
Aug 81 min read
An Anti-materialist
“No amount of wealth has ever bought back a second of time.” - A poor person, probably. She was dating some rich schmuck. Some...
Clint Haugen
Aug 82 min read
Burning The Boy
It took 10,000 hours to kill the man who brought me here Ten years to kill the a boy who grew a fragile and potent little ego 10,000...
Clint Haugen
Jul 251 min read
Mr. T. McKenna
“If the words life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness don’t include the right to explore my own consciousness, then the constitution...
Clint Haugen
Jul 251 min read
What Does Your Love Look Like?
Let me ask you something, babe, What does your love look like? Can you describe it to me? What color do you love in? What’s a song that...
Clint Haugen
Jul 211 min read
Mistakes
Mistakes make us great Mistakes make us human. And so does Our love and hate; Our smiles or a tears; Our beliefs and fears. A machine or...
Clint Haugen
Jul 211 min read
Orpheus
Orpheus was the best poet and musician in the world. He was blessed by Apollo, his father, And his mom was the muse, Calliope, the patron...
Clint Haugen
Jul 162 min read
No Chance Here
“Even your protests get turned into products to be packaged and sold back to you.” . . . “The system you rebel against has found a way to...
Clint Haugen
Jul 162 min read
God Was Dead
The sky turned red On the day Freddie declared that God was dead Black rain fell from the sky And blue lighting lit up the peoples eyes ...
Clint Haugen
Jul 161 min read
Spiraling
Spiraling Spiraling Spiraling You look at your reflection on your phone again As this whole world Is Spiraling Spiraling Spiraling ...
Clint Haugen
Jul 141 min read
Nothing Else
“Under capitalism, art becomes reduced to a rigid and commercialized form because the anarchic market dictates what is art, and what art...
Clint Haugen
Jul 142 min read
The Elegant Avoidance Of Anything That Might Unsettle Us
In the end, perhaps the real superpower of this era isn’t strength or courage, but the elegant avoidance of anything that might unsettle...
Clint Haugen
Jul 81 min read
All Art Is Political
All art is political , the muse whispered to me. All art is political . . . All art is political . . . All art is political . . ....
Clint Haugen
Jul 82 min read
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