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Afraid
I do get scared sometimes about what I write about Sometimes I wonder if it’s too vulgar Too raw Sometimes I wonder if it isn’t beautiful...
Clint Haugen
Feb 23, 20242 min read
Nothing Changes If Nothing Changes
Nothing changes if nothing changes. . . And we hardly ever change. . . Life assembled Is destined from the start To fall apart The curse...
Clint Haugen
Feb 21, 20241 min read
Circles
These people, They ran in circles For their whole lives It was an experiment to see How long someone could repeat the same thing Over and...
Clint Haugen
Feb 21, 20241 min read
The Matador
The Matador waited, not making any big movements yet, just small movements, poking and prodding at the beast, while he looked for an...
Clint Haugen
Feb 18, 20243 min read
Time Again Chapter 40
“Professor?” “Yeah?” “What did you mean when you said that Paul was an anomaly?” “He doesn’t meet y’all in the different timelines. I...
Clint Haugen
Feb 17, 20246 min read
Dandelion Children
A rose is nice I guess It’s pretty To some people It’s fragile And doesn’t last long And it’s supposed to symbolize love And maybe that’s...
Clint Haugen
Feb 16, 20241 min read
4.2 Billion Years Old??
How come no one talks about how this earth is 4.2 billion years old? And that it was a planet full of lava and asteroids for a really...
Clint Haugen
Feb 16, 20242 min read
Learning
I won’t beg for you Or fight for you I won’t make some grand gesture expressing my feelings I haven’t worked hard to build my life just...
Clint Haugen
Feb 16, 20241 min read
Wishes
I wish I was the world champion I wish I was had a bestseller I wish I had a wife who loved me I wish I had comfort money I wish I had a...
Clint Haugen
Feb 16, 20241 min read
Finding Out
And why shouldn’t life be about: Fighting Fucking Writing And music? Making great love To a great woman. . . Getting into a fight With a...
Clint Haugen
Feb 14, 20241 min read
Bedroom Karoke
As I played music on my phone for us After the second round of sex She dares me to sing a song from my playlist I laugh out loud at her...
Clint Haugen
Feb 14, 20241 min read
A Trope As Old As Time
There once was a woman Who hated a man They worked together At a thankless job When they were young And he slacked off Avoiding his...
Clint Haugen
Feb 14, 20243 min read
Better than Heaven
When her lips Scare you And make your heart Race That’s when You should jump And meet those lips with your own And if she meets you In...
Clint Haugen
Feb 14, 20241 min read
Go
If you stand next to a busy street And close your eyes And listen to the cars ‘whooshing’ by You can imagine that you’re at the beach And...
Clint Haugen
Feb 12, 20241 min read
Not Loving Well
“All cowardice comes from not loving, or not loving well, which is the same thing.” I think that was Hemingway that said that, And he,...
Clint Haugen
Feb 12, 20241 min read
Questions
I got a few questions for the Pharmacies And questions for the Church I got questions for the Government And questions for the Prophets I...
Clint Haugen
Feb 11, 20241 min read
Inevitable
Love is possible, I tell myself. In fact It might even be Inevitable. ‘Love is inevitable.’ I like that. Do I believe it, though? I want...
Clint Haugen
Feb 11, 20241 min read
Lemons
When life gives you lemons You usually fuck it up And end up Squirting the lemon juice in your eyes And blinded You accidentally walk...
Clint Haugen
Feb 11, 20242 min read
Portrayed
Is this how I want to be portrayed? As a: Loner Stoner Sex addict Drug addict Intelligent Fighter Writer Sage Who is broke And bitter But...
Clint Haugen
Feb 11, 20241 min read
The Anomaly
Please don't fade away Don't disappear I want you to stay Feeling you pull away Is more painful than being pulled apart I know that this...
Clint Haugen
Feb 7, 20242 min read
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