The mountain moved! I swear the mountain across the river moved! You see, I asked for it to. It was blocking my view of the sunset. So I closed my eyes, and in my mind, I kindly asked the mountain to move. It moved a couple miles to the left. I swear it’s true! The mountain really did move . . . I wouldn’t lie to you! I am only slightly drunk; and yes, I’ve fallen down; my head did hit the ground; I am seeing double; But still! I made a mountain move by just asking it to! How

“Be still And know I am God.” 300 trillion living cells make up me, and I, them. I speak to them. I really do. I speak to them just like I speak to you. It’s true. And I tell them, “Be still And know I am God.” When I slow life down, My mind Gives me a pocket of peace. When I slow life down, My mind allows me to speak— And agrees to listen. I say, “Be still And know I am God.” As I shake in the cold shower, Freezing my balls off, I tell my body, “Be still A

Talk shit about men and you’ll get a few snaps Talk shit about the government and you’ll get a few claps Talk shit about white folks and you’ll get a few toasts Talk shit about the rich and you’ll be sure to be a hit Talk about how we are all sad and on drugs and a few are sure to come up to you afterwards and give you a hug Talk shit about the ignorant and the intelligent, and you’ll gain everyone's respect. Sprinkle in some sex And maybe a few of your kinks And feel the

You lazy sonofabitch. When are you going to get off your goddamn couch and take a risk? How much longer are you going to wait for it? Go take it. Become it. Stop being a coward. Drown the doubt. Now it is the time for radical action. Put down your screen And find out what your life means. Jump. Fly. Live before you die. You will regret the chances you never take more than the mistakes you make. Be brave. Take the stage. Drop the mask. Act as if it’s inevitable.