One True Thing
One true thing . . . All I gotta do is write one true thing . . . That was the assignment Mrs. Becca gave us. What a ridiculous...
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Clint Haugen
1 day ago1 min read
Our Great War
Our great war is a silly one It really is It is not a war over land Or over which...
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Clint Haugen
3 days ago2 min read
Regrets
I met a man the other day who said that he tried to write a book once about the things people regretted the most at the end of their...
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Clint Haugen
3 days ago2 min read
How To Fly
“Get up.” “C’mon now, get up.” “You can’t stay down there. Get up.” “What’re you waiting for? Your clock is ticking.” “You can stand,...
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Clint Haugen
3 days ago2 min read
The King Of Cringe
What a train-wreck What a disaster I don’t think that could’ve gone any worse Holy moly Yikes I’m not even kidding It was a...
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Clint Haugen
4 days ago2 min read
Piercing Through Heaven And Hell
I know this guy that would stand over my grave if I ever died and yell at me for being a quitter. And he probably wouldn’t stop...
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4 days ago3 min read
Toilet Paper
There were these two witches Selling energy potions At the local market downtown One of these little witches had bright red hair...
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Clint Haugen
6 days ago3 min read
Degenerate
I fall for everyone I really do I steal everyone's style I really do do that I am getting better at wearing a mask I really am...
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Clint Haugen
6 days ago2 min read
One Foot In Front Of The Other
I have opened my pineal gland I did a few weeks ago It was fun But now I know when someone lies to me I feel their lie And ...
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Clint Haugen
6 days ago2 min read
Ember
I remember the smile that she had The lady with the long auburn hair And if I close my eyes And block everything out I can still...
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Clint Haugen
6 days ago1 min read
Not So Serious
You’ve got to be kidding me You’re a serious person?? You take things literally?? That’s insane, kid It really is Nothing is...
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Clint Haugen
Nov 304 min read
No Romance, Please
“No romantic lighting, please,” that’s what I told her. She was a knockout, but that’s what I told her. Sometimes I don’t care if you’re...
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Clint Haugen
Nov 304 min read
The Man With No Name
It’s a damn shame the man didn’t have a name. I mean, he was a good man. I thought so, at least. But no, he said he didn’t have a...
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Clint Haugen
Nov 303 min read
Holden C.
Y'all's a bunch of phonies, ya know that, don't ya’s? So many phonies out there. Acting all proper, like they don't got demons inside of...
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Clint Haugen
Nov 272 min read
Thankful
Thank you Yes, thank you for hating me I appreciate it Thank you for making it clear to me that I wasn’t your type And thank you...
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Clint Haugen
Nov 253 min read
Nothing to chew through except our own lips
This week I will be grateful . . . This week I will be grateful . . . Yeah, that’s this week. I can do that, I bet . . . It’s Monday...
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Clint Haugen
Nov 241 min read
You Can
If you can speak You can write If you have hands You can fight If you can ask questions Then you can think If you burn...
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Clint Haugen
Nov 243 min read
Good Morning?
Good morning to you Whoever you are Wherever you are Good morning to you You woke up today You woke up again You got out of...
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Clint Haugen
Nov 221 min read
Villain
I remember Three years ago When I wrote that You and I Are both villains In someone else's story And now I'd say Something like I...
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