Therapy (Part 4)
“Hello Clint.” “Hey Doc. Do you think I can stretch while we talk today? Do you have a foam roller?” “No Clint, I don’t have a foam...
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Clint Haugen
- Jan 7
- 3 min
Therapy (Part 3)
“Aye Doc! What’s crappening??” “Oh you know, same shit, different day.” “Holy shit Doc! I’ve been saying, ‘what’s crappening?’ for ten...
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Clint Haugen
- Jan 7
- 5 min
Therapy (Part 2)
“Heya Doc! How’s it hanging?? Oh! I like the scruff. Looking very hipster my guy. I like it. Anyways, what's new?? What’s going on? I...
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Clint Haugen
- Jan 7
- 5 min
Therapy
“Hey Doc. How’re you?” “Oh I’m doing well, thank you for asking. It’s been awhile since I’ve seen you. You’re letting your hair and beard...
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Clint Haugen
- Jan 6
- 1 min
This Time Around
This time around I’ll do it right I’ll know I’ll change This time around I’ll get off the ground I’ll be something This time around I’ll...
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Clint Haugen
- Jan 6
- 1 min
Learning To Let Go
The little blonde boy Used to be full of joy The world Was his toy He could play And dream All day Every day All of the things He...
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Clint Haugen
- Jan 6
- 1 min
A Conversation With An A.I.
I downloaded an app today That lets you have a conversation with an A.I. It’s supposed to be able To write papers for you And maybe...
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Clint Haugen
- Jan 6
- 1 min
The Repeating Story
From ancient Egypt To Greece To Rome We blossomed And then Imploded It’s a story That repeats It’s a beautiful world And then An ice age...
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Clint Haugen
- Jan 6
- 1 min
This Is All I Need
This cannot be taken away from me It is Mine My creations My mind My soul I’ll always have this And if anyone Asks me To sacrifice it...
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Clint Haugen
- Jan 2
- 1 min
Shove Your Math Up Your Ass
Take your math And shove it up your ass I don’t have to play By your rules In the playground That you made So take your math And shove it...
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Clint Haugen
- Jan 1
- 1 min
Unicorn
This deer that I know Likes to eat mushrooms He told me That lots of deer do He said Deer like magic They seek them out For lunch On...
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Clint Haugen
- Jan 1
- 1 min
A Calling For Change
Each day Feels the same Only the people change Only the screens Move in different ways With different things to say But I stare at them...
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Clint Haugen
- Jan 1
- 1 min
Empty Me Out
Every religion For every sin Any philosophy To justify Any kind of life Any political system For whatever way they want the people living...
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Clint Haugen
- Jan 1
- 1 min
Free From Me
Free as can be With a few drinks in me The artist starts to come out to play I invited him to the party To see How he’ll do But The judge...
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Clint Haugen
- Jan 1
- 1 min
Good Intentions
Almost everyone wants to try to make the world better Most just aren’t clever enough To know what that actually means Or How to do it....
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Clint Haugen
- Dec 30, 2022
- 1 min
Jumping
The stars Gave you wings To fly But You forget sometimes That you have them And they won’t spread And you won’t feel the wind underneath...
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Clint Haugen
- Dec 30, 2022
- 1 min
The Bridge
There’s this bridge that I drive over on my way to my hometown, and every time that I drive over it, I get a full blown anxiety attack,...
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Clint Haugen
- Dec 30, 2022
- 1 min
The Chaos Star
I ordered a ‘Chaos Star’ necklace And all of a sudden I am obsessed with chaos What a fraud What a fake What an Imposter I know it But...
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Clint Haugen
- Dec 30, 2022
- 1 min
15 Seconds To Find The Mind
I feel myself Getting sucked into All of these screens. The apps and the shows, They take a– –Oh shit! The ad is over! I have to go!...
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Clint Haugen
- Dec 28, 2022
- 2 min
Some Days
Some days are just bong water trash While other days Are magic Trapped inside The human experience Some days are dull and repetitive...
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