Body Count

She asked me

What my body count was

I told her

That I haven’t killed anyone

She responded by saying

That wasn’t what she meant

I knew what she meant

I just hate answering that question

She persisted

And I told her

That I honestly

Don’t know anymore…

She told me to guess

So I gave her my estimate

We still fucked after that

But

I haven't heard from her

Since then…

I should just lie to women

And tell them it’s like 7 or something

The thing is

I hate lying.

So you tell me what is worse,

Having lots of consenual sex?

Or

Lying?

See?

I’m not that bad….

-C.H.