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Writer: Clint Haugen
Clint Haugen
1 hour ago
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Jorts; even when she looks like a goof in jorts, I tell her, because I really mean it, 


“You are so beautiful, Babe, that I'm pretty sure whenever the sky gets a glimpse of you, he blushes, and that's what sunrises and sunsets really are.”


“What?! What Instagram post did you steal that one from?!” she says.


“That’s a Clint Haugen original inspired by traffic and the selfie you just sent me.”


She is the most beautiful human to me. And she always will be. Even in Jorts. 



CH 8/1/26

 
 
 

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