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This Time Around
This time around I’ll do it right I’ll know I’ll change This time around I’ll get off the ground I’ll be something This time around I’ll...
Clint Haugen
Jan 6, 20231 min read
Learning To Let Go
The little blonde boy Used to be full of joy The world Was his toy He could play And dream All day Every day All of the things He...
Clint Haugen
Jan 6, 20231 min read
A Conversation With An A.I.
I downloaded an app today That lets you have a conversation with an A.I. It’s supposed to be able To write papers for you And maybe...
Clint Haugen
Jan 6, 20231 min read
The Repeating Story
From ancient Egypt To Greece To Rome We blossomed And then Imploded It’s a story That repeats It’s a beautiful world And then An ice age...
Clint Haugen
Jan 6, 20231 min read
This Is All I Need
This cannot be taken away from me It is Mine My creations My mind My soul I’ll always have this And if anyone Asks me To sacrifice it...
Clint Haugen
Jan 6, 20231 min read
Shove Your Math Up Your Ass
Take your math And shove it up your ass I don’t have to play By your rules In the playground That you made So take your math And shove it...
Clint Haugen
Jan 2, 20231 min read
Unicorn
This deer that I know Likes to eat mushrooms He told me That lots of deer do He said Deer like magic They seek them out For lunch On...
Clint Haugen
Jan 1, 20231 min read
A Calling For Change
Each day Feels the same Only the people change Only the screens Move in different ways With different things to say But I stare at them...
Clint Haugen
Jan 1, 20231 min read
Empty Me Out
Every religion For every sin Any philosophy To justify Any kind of life Any political system For whatever way they want the people living...
Clint Haugen
Jan 1, 20231 min read
Free From Me
Free as can be With a few drinks in me The artist starts to come out to play I invited him to the party To see How he’ll do But The judge...
Clint Haugen
Jan 1, 20231 min read
Good Intentions
Almost everyone wants to try to make the world better Most just aren’t clever enough To know what that actually means Or How to do it....
Clint Haugen
Jan 1, 20231 min read
Jumping
The stars Gave you wings To fly But You forget sometimes That you have them And they won’t spread And you won’t feel the wind underneath...
Clint Haugen
Dec 30, 20221 min read
The Bridge
There’s this bridge that I drive over on my way to my hometown, and every time that I drive over it, I get a full blown anxiety attack,...
Clint Haugen
Dec 30, 20221 min read
The Chaos Star
I ordered a ‘Chaos Star’ necklace And all of a sudden I am obsessed with chaos What a fraud What a fake What an Imposter I know it But...
Clint Haugen
Dec 30, 20221 min read
15 Seconds To Find The Mind
I feel myself Getting sucked into All of these screens. The apps and the shows, They take a– –Oh shit! The ad is over! I have to go!...
Clint Haugen
Dec 30, 20221 min read
Some Days
Some days are just bong water trash While other days Are magic Trapped inside The human experience Some days are dull and repetitive...
Clint Haugen
Dec 28, 20222 min read
Everything In-between
The people in this world That think babies are cute, But elderly folks Are ugly, Are not the people I want At my birthday party, Wedding,...
Clint Haugen
Dec 26, 20221 min read
The End
One person’s sunrise Is another person’s sunset Was a realization I’ll never forget. Thinking about the end Of two different points While...
Clint Haugen
Dec 26, 20221 min read
Playing Pretend
What you believe Is what you see, And what you believe Is potentiality What you will be. You get to choose what you believe in. You get...
Clint Haugen
Dec 26, 20221 min read
Your Play
It is just a daydream. It is just a vision. It’s just the life You wish you were living. It’s just a mission A course A compass A...
Clint Haugen
Dec 26, 20221 min read
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