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If These Books Could Talk
“If these books could talk, what do you think they’d say?” “Books do talk. That’s literally their function.” “Well, I can’t hear...
Clint Haugen
Sep 231 min read
Donnie
340 million souls, If you push them, Donnie, A few of the crazies Will explode, But, Can you see that from your throne? . . . 340...
Clint Haugen
Sep 201 min read
Regrets
He sits in his chair, In front of his oak desk, And stares out the window. It's fall outside, And yellow leaves rock back and...
Clint Haugen
Sep 201 min read
The Soul Clay
She looks me in the eyes, as she takes a piece of clay out of her soul, And throws it on the wheel. I take a chunk of clay out of...
Clint Haugen
Sep 201 min read
Kait
She’s so tiny So sweet Yet, still feisty She’s pulled a heist on me And stole my soul And that’s not something someone can just borrow...
Clint Haugen
Sep 111 min read
2.2 Billion Seconds
70 years in bed with her Wouldn’t be enough 70 years is 25567.5 nights together And it wouldn’t be close to enough Even if her and I...
Clint Haugen
Sep 111 min read
Everything That Makes Me Right
I can’t concentrate On anything Besides her She’s all I ever wanted But now I feel as she might steal Everything that makes me...
Clint Haugen
Sep 111 min read
The Law of Equal Valiant Exchange? . . . Huh?
“What would you sacrifice for love?” “Hmmm. . . that’s an interesting question. I think, with love, if you give into it completely,...
Clint Haugen
Sep 111 min read
Hilarious or Heavy
The guy with the circular glasses dangling on the brim of his nose—and a mustache that was a little too trimmed—turned to me again and...
Clint Haugen
Sep 111 min read
Modern Romance
In today’s world, Most young men learn romance from Porn Way before they ever have the courage To try real romance with a real lady;...
Clint Haugen
Sep 81 min read
Conditional
It’s only because I am madly in love with her That I have to Let her go. It’s only because I want to her to...
Clint Haugen
Sep 81 min read
To Drown
What a relief it is To have an infinite sea of entertainment To drown your sorrows in When you don't want...
Clint Haugen
Sep 81 min read
Every Second
It’s impossible for you to tell anyone the truth . . . if you lie to yourself first. Everything you do and say comes...
Clint Haugen
Sep 81 min read
Any Happier
Have you ever looked around And noticed That the people that make more money than you do Aren't...
Clint Haugen
Sep 81 min read
Most Likely
The thing That a man Between the ages of 18-40 Is most likely to die from Is Themselves. Mmmmm, ...
Clint Haugen
Sep 81 min read
For Infinity
I almost killed the dragonfly With my push lawnmower But of course It dodged it My heart did drop for a second, though When I thought...
Clint Haugen
Sep 81 min read
Too Early
“Is it better to die numb or to die young?” “Dog, it’s way too early for this shit again.” “I’m just asking. It doesn’t have to be such...
Clint Haugen
Sep 22 min read
Intertwined
Most people will take off their clothes before they take off their mask. I don’t kink shame, but I personally prefer to look at...
Clint Haugen
Sep 21 min read
A Self-Righteous Suicide
The table remembers the two lovers using it As they played chess, And laughed together; As they looked into each others eyes, And...
Clint Haugen
Sep 22 min read
Lost In Time
She is lost in time And I am lost in my mind Out of the head and into the heart . . . But the dying of the light has a head start . . ....
Clint Haugen
Aug 312 min read
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