Nodding Along
She walked in With a huge booty behind her And She complained about her kids to me And how busy she had been this summer Saying she felt...
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Clint Haugen
Jul 303 min read
Happy To Be
Change is here It isn’t coming It is in the present It is now The inevitable changing of this world The constant changing of self The...
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Clint Haugen
Jul 272 min read
Alone And Together
The soul isn’t whole There’s a couple holes in it A few missing pieces Somethings yearns for more A transformation beckons There's always...
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Clint Haugen
Jul 272 min read
Leaving The Cave
The best shadow boxer of all time . . . The best at holding the hand-pads for others . . . The best fighter who never was . . . The Champ...
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Clint Haugen
Jul 72 min read
Magnetic Minds
Our magnetic minds Traveling through space/time Attracting the world to us As it all falls apart A pulsing magnetic field omitted from...
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Clint Haugen
Jun 302 min read
Dark Reflections
I can’t ignore my anger anymore It stirs deep within me The side that some people see The side that I can only feel sometimes They say...
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Clint Haugen
Jun 301 min read
Free Breakfast
I guess I should pray today Only I’m not sure what to say . . . My brother enjoyed a church Because of the bells and whistles He said the...
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Clint Haugen
Jun 302 min read
Die Like Romeo And Live Like Achilles
If I could write you a poem To get you to love me I would And if I have to write you a book To get you to hear me I will And if I have to...
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Clint Haugen
Jun 302 min read
Questions For The Soul
Have you ever stared into the eyes of a lion and seen yourself? Have you ever stopped to meet your shadow and been scared by it? Have you...
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Clint Haugen
Jun 192 min read
Love Next
I wonder who I will fall in love with next I wonder about the sex And I wonder about her hot breath on my neck I wonder if she’ll love me...
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Clint Haugen
Jun 191 min read
On The Edge
Right on the edge I stop I don’t look down To the fall Instead I look out To the the mountains And the sky And the rivers And the trees...
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Clint Haugen
Jun 192 min read
Learning To Live Again
With just a little left With only an inch With just a sliver of hope With a moment of free will With only a spark The universe starts It...
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Clint Haugen
Jun 162 min read
Words I Don't Usually Say
It's good to see you today, babe I know those aren’t words that I usually say And I’m sorry for that But most of the time It really is...
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Clint Haugen
Jun 116 min read
The Saving Of Earth-777 (Chapter 2)
God was leaning up against the wall, talking to Julie from accounting. It was a Wednesday morning at the office, and God's hair was still...
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Clint Haugen
Jun 112 min read
Letting The Lion Out
Bring the lion out Bring him out Feed the beast Free the beast It’s time for that rebirth Born in the fire Molded from the ashes Rise...
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Clint Haugen
Jun 112 min read
How Villains Are Made
This is how villains are made You lock someone good in a cage You make them do pointless labor for you You tell them that their ego has...
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Clint Haugen
Jun 53 min read
Painting
I go to type And blood drips onto my laptop One of my fingers Has a cut Which is weird Because All I did Was drive to a coffee shop Order...
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Clint Haugen
May 296 min read
The Saving Of Earth-777
God was napping again. It was 10:52 in the morning, and God was already back asleep. God had given up on the timelines a long, long, time...
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Clint Haugen
May 272 min read
Thanks For Listening
If anyone can hear this I want you to know That I am grateful That you are here With me Thanks for listening To the rambles Of a lost...
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Clint Haugen
May 271 min read
More Than A Pixel
Not just a pixel in the big picture of the universe Not just a piano key You can’t step on me You can’t make an identical copy Not just a...
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