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Getting What You Ask For

The Universe gave me exactly what I asked for,


And when I got it,


I pissed my pants.


It’s actually terrifying to get what you think you want.


The Universe said,


‘If you ask for something,


you better be ready to receive it.’


Noted, big guy.


Noted.


-C.H.

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