‘The guy who writes shitty poems about
and ethical advice??
Get the hell out of here!
You know he says that he only ‘sprinkles in sex because sex sells’?’
What a fool.
You know that he never graduated college??
He says ‘fuck’ every other word!
What a disgrace.
He’s an embarrassment
and he doesn’t belong here.
He’s the last guy I’d turn to for moral advice.’
Well fuck you too, Brain.