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Fuck You Brain

‘The guy who writes shitty poems about









is trying

to give


and ethical advice??

Get the hell out of here!

How hilarious.

You know he says that he only ‘sprinkles in sex because sex sells’?’

What a fool.

You know that he never graduated college??

He says ‘fuck’ every other word!

What a disgrace.

He’s an embarrassment

and he doesn’t belong here.

He’s the last guy I’d turn to for moral advice.’

Well fuck you too, Brain.


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