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On The Toilet

Writer: Clint Haugen
Clint Haugen
2 hours ago
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“I swear, this is the last thing I will ever write about her.”


“Ha! I wonder how many poets have written that same line about their lovers?”


“True but I bet I am the first one to write it while being on the toilet.”


. . .


“Gross.”


“I want her, but I will not lose my mind trying to get her.”


"I respect it, but hey, will you give a man a courtesy flush?"



CH 11/12/26

 
 
 

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