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Jealous Of A Two Year Old

Updated: Jul 9

I see a two year old kid

And I can tell

That the clothes he has on

Are worth more

Then my entire closet;


And my clothes will still fit me years from now—

his might last four more weeks.


This kid

Is already further along

In this capitalism game

Then I am.


Lucky son-of-a-bitch.


“Being jealous of the jean jacket and shoes of a two year old is sad.”


You’re right, bald little old dude, next to me.


Thank you for the imaginary words of wisdom.


-C.H. 7/8/23

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