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Catfish Burger

A disappointing burger

After being pretty hungry

And paying way too much for it

Is just about as bad

As getting cat-fished on tinder

So sad

And these tears won’t fill my belly or my wallet

Just give me more meat sir

I paid enough for it

You promised it would be good

But just like that lady on tinder

It was all a lie.


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