A disappointing burger
After being pretty hungry
And paying way too much for it
Is just about as bad
As getting cat-fished on tinder
So sad
And these tears won’t fill my belly or my wallet
Just give me more meat sir
I paid enough for it
You promised it would be good
But just like that lady on tinder
It was all a lie.
-C.H.
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