Arrogant Schmuck

He’s in hell right now

Deep in hell

And the crazy thing is

The idiot volunteered to go down there

As if it was no big deal

As if he was strong enough to handle it

Such an arrogant schmuck

Such a fool

And now

Guess what?

He’s stuck down there!

They want to keep him!

Like he belongs with them!

And . . .

Maybe he does . . .

Maybe he does . . .

He listened to the devil's story

And that guy

He’s tricky

He’s pretty damn convincing 

He’s quite the liar

At least, we’re pretty sure he’s a liar

And a trickster

We’re pretty sure .  . .

It’s all getting . . . so foggy

I’ve left him down there for too long now

Soon

Probably tomorrow

Hopefully tomorrow

I can go get him out

And save his soul

Before it’s too late 

I just don’t really want to go down there again.

It kinda sucks ass down there.

-CH 4/2/25