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The Proper Function Of Man
“The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.” -Jack...
Clint Haugen
Aug 301 min read
Feeling
She told me that She doesn't always know how she is feeling Only that she is feeling. I nodded Because I thought I...
Clint Haugen
Aug 301 min read
A Cry From The Soul
No music No poems No words Feel right today Nothing feels right today Except for Crying A deep Long Cry from the soul It’s The only...
Clint Haugen
Aug 301 min read
All Of My Forms
She has faith that she will love me in all of my forms. And that Is a sentence I’ll never forget . . . And now, I only...
Clint Haugen
Aug 291 min read
Ready
All it takes is gas to burn down a country with matches. All I want to do is say some shit that will make me live forever. All I need is...
Clint Haugen
Aug 291 min read
The Poison Is The Antidote
“Hey man, I was just wondering, do you think this world can get any better?” “Welp, to be frank with you, Kiddo, I think the first thing...
Clint Haugen
Aug 271 min read
Love's Currency
The river whispered to me, “Vulnerability is love’s currency.” So here I lay, Babe, My chest cavity split open, As I bleed out In the...
Clint Haugen
Aug 271 min read
To The Girl Orpheus Knew He Would die For
To the girl Orpheus knew he would die for, This one Is for You And only for You. Fuck everyone else Fuck Hades and hell Fuck the Gods And...
Clint Haugen
Aug 271 min read
More Than I Want To Be
I used to be free to be A fuck up I used to be free to be A degenerate I used to be free To smoke weed I used to be free To vent...
Clint Haugen
Aug 271 min read
In An Instant
He lost his job today. “ Nothing changes if nothing changes ,” used to be written on his bathroom mirror. That would be true if we had...
Clint Haugen
Aug 271 min read
The Psychologist, Not The Dungeon Crawler
"Perfectionism is the fear of success.” -Carl. Wassup, Carl! You crazy man. You’re crazy, man. Honestly. No one saw the world like...
Clint Haugen
Aug 241 min read
Equal opposites
I have a strong side—a brave one. But, It is only the equal opposite to my weak side. The strong side was only created because...
Clint Haugen
Aug 242 min read
The Law Of Accumulation
Subtract The Law Of Attraction And add The Law Of Accumulation It seems more honest And not like a promise to a...
Clint Haugen
Aug 241 min read
Separated By Time
It wasn't just space that separated them But so did time She lived 2 years in the future in comparison to him By some miracle They met...
Clint Haugen
Aug 182 min read
The Self
Some nights I think I might be you, Just from a different perspective. And other nights I feel so uniquely individual; And so against the...
Clint Haugen
Aug 182 min read
Gasoline
Let it all go Burn it all down Start again Climb Rise And then fall Fly if you can But fall if you have to Don’t get stuck in what you...
Clint Haugen
Aug 181 min read
Orpheus and Achilles
Orpheus and Achilles sing songs inside of me Songs of war Songs of love Songs of suffering Songs of the...
Clint Haugen
Aug 181 min read
Nothing Novel
Alice died. Shakespeare lied. Hemingway tried. Scotty F. was a mess. Bukowski was a dirty old drunk. Tom Sawyer grew up to be a corporate...
Clint Haugen
Aug 142 min read
How Hard The Fall Can Be
Oh how easy it is to slip into sorrow. Oh how hard it is to find joy. Oh how long a heart can ache for. Oh how fast is it to lose...
Clint Haugen
Aug 142 min read
Home Is Her And I
I’ve found my home in the soul of another In the eyes of my lover Just her smell Would be enough to get me through hell Just her voice...
Clint Haugen
Aug 141 min read
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