Thank You

I’d like to thank

The beautiful bride

That just tied the knot to a guy

Who looks

Strangely like me.

He just lacks the eyes and the edge.

But yeah,

I need to thank her

Because now

When I don’t want to bust

I Just

Imagine

Her

Wedding

Pictures . . .

And when I do that . . .

The opposite of an orgasm happens to me,

And I can go and go and go and go,

Like I never have

Before.

-C.H.

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