I’d like to thank
The beautiful bride
That just tied the knot to a guy
Who looks
Strangely like me.
He just lacks the eyes and the edge.
But yeah,
I need to thank her
Because now
When I don’t want to bust
I Just
Imagine
Her
Wedding
Pictures . . .
And when I do that . . .
The opposite of an orgasm happens to me,
And I can go and go and go and go,
Like I never have
Before.
-C.H.
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