Clint Haugen
- Mar 23, 2022
- 1 min read

Blank Stares, Sad Eyes, And Bad Lies

Blank stares,

sad eyes,

and

bad lies

That’s all it takes

to be me

If you want to make a clone

I’ll give you the hair

But the blank stares,

sad eyes,

and bad lies,

you’ll have to teach him those yourself

I can help

shit, might as well

This world would be more interesting

with a few more ‘me’s’ out there.

I doubt I’ll have kids,

so this might be your only chance

Oh yes,

don't forget to teach him to drink

and to smoke weed

This is super important

because

you don't get the

blank stares,

sad eyes,

and bad lies,

without them.

-C.H.

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