She
She
Drinks 5-6 cups of coffee a day
Smokes 4-5 cigarettes
Pops a few adderall
And takes on the world
She
takes long showers,
blasting her punk rock.
Then she gets dressed in all black
She
screams profanities at people in traffic that don’t deserve it
She
hates check-out ladies at the store
She
has a smile that can be so sarcastic
that it’ll cut you
She’ll
leave you bleeding
As she sings another Fall Out Boy song
She’ll
walk over your body
To pet her dog
Her confidence and venom intimidates a lot of men
So the weak ones,
who need a mom,
or direction,
They fall for her;
And follow her around,
Little puppies,
For her to smile at
As she tightens their leash
She
cracks her knuckles
And screams injustice at the world
It’s the damn patriarchy man
She’d
eat the patriarchy if she could
And shit it out
And build a castle in the clouds
With that shit
And then call it a new world
So why did I fall for her?
Well,
obviously for all of those reasons I listed above
But
Sometimes
I wonder
if cupid has
shitty aim.
-C.H.