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5'9"

Updated: Mar 4, 2022

5’9”

is a tough height

for a man

who has

fine taste

in

women.


It is just short enough,

that the passing glance,

doesn't garner

another look.


I better be funny,

smart,

or kind,

in order to find a keeper.


If anyone knows

how to be one,

or all of these things,

or how to get taller,

please let me know.


-C.H.


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